spacehunter-m:

creepypasta where it becomes increasingly clear the monster is just a horse

arubandeity:

idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies

urbancatfitters:

it’s unbelievably embarrassing to have a body

lolt64:

and getting caught in the rain

hotmeat89:

penis katana

spotifyofficial:

Whore.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

“ooohhh i can’t use my heating powers to keep my coffee warm in case i accidentally give someone third-degree burns when i touch them!” oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin, which i just made using my shrinking powers,

generalgrievousdatingsim:

if i had powers i would use them to levitate a few inches off the ground at all times so that i’d always be taller than whoever i was talking to and if anyone tried to tell me i couldn’t i would simply float above their head making rude noises every time they tried to speak for the rest of the day

generalgrievousdatingsim:

why are superheroes always so worried about using their powers for ‘unnecessary’ stuff like the world isn’t going to end because you used your telekinesis to float the TV remote over to your hand lol

cundtcake:

sashacore:

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

justanotheridijiton:

sinfilth-moved:

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

Originally posted by sasquatchandleatherjacket

veketa:

me during the day: lol ghost videos those are all fake 

me during the night: oh god oh fuck 

crimepvys:

you ever get pissed off by somebody’s mindset? like damn.. you really think like that?

buzzkillbyrne:

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

pandabomb:

why must I work for money? is it not enough to sit quietly in my pajamas, writing fic, deranged ?